I have great news my friends:
The loveley green jeep wrangler that i truck your asses around in has wasted it's transmission.
isn't that fucking awesome?
so, i had the choice:
New transmission....
or new (used) car
well, I have chosen transmission, because my dad will loan me the money to pay for it and i will have 2 weeks to pay him back.
680 dollars. he paid for some of it. nice guy.
this got me thinking, "Why did the transmission go in the Jeep? I only really drive to school and work..."
But wait, i also drive a lot of "friends" around town too, eg. Beach, concerts, taco bell, school, home...
This got me to thinking a lot of people also owe me money.
So last night as i was having what you can call, an emotional, nervous re-evaluating-of-so-called-friends breakdown, i wrote down every person who owes me money, why they owe me money, how long it's been since i gave them money, and their phone number.
"Their phone number!" you ask....YES! THEIR PHONE NUMBER.
because i have deleted my "friends" phone numbers from my cell, wrote it down on the list, and as soon as they pay me back, i never again plan on talking to them.
you may find this decision slightly irrational...
but do you still find it irrational after i tell you that the total amount of money owed to me is 700 dollars??? and that some of you sons of bitches have waited over a year and never even made an attempt to pay me back!!!
well, fuck you all.
here is what i am going to do....
i shall here, on this awesome fucking live journal, list the reasons people owe me money, and you can see if you are on that list. i won't put names because i am a nice person, and i won't reveal the fact that you are a leech-sucking repulsive pitiful excuse for a human being...
hmm, that was a little harsh thing for me to say...i am usually not like this
like i said, i am re-evaluating ALL of my friends, and have deleted about half of my phone book in my cell
anyways, here is what you all owe me money for:
DMB tickets, Buzz bake sale tickets, warp tour tickets, dinner at teh following restaurants: Bangcock Bay, Taco Bell, Sake House, China Star, El Toros, Dos Amigos, Olive Garden, and McDonalds. 7 Cases of beer. 4 Cartons of Ciggeretes, 18 separate packs of ciggeretes, 4 bottles of vodka, (grey goose being one of them) surf board, posters, cd's, and movie tickets.
well, it's time you all paid me back for these items.
You all have one week
if you know the person that owes me money, (over 20 dollars of course, i have forgiven debts under 20 cause i am a nice person) if you know the person who owes me kindly remind them they have one week.

NO ONE USE ME ANY LONGER FOR MY RESOURCES. IF YOU ARE MY FRIEND, YOU KNOW IT. IF YOU OWE ME A LOT OF MONEY, AND USE ME YOU ARE NOT MY FRIEND AND YOU KNOW IT
PLEASE HELP ME OUT PEOPLE, I NEED A VEHICLE TO DRIVE YOU ALL AROUND SOME MORE. RIGHT? SO I GUESS THIS FIXED TRANSMISSION IS FOR EVERYONE.
thank you for your considerations....